Paradigm I: The Eagles of Death Metal The Black Sabbath of Freak-Folk The Aerosmith of Grindcore The Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young of Chamber Pop The Steely Dan of Post-Hardcore The Doobie Brothers of O.G. Emo The NWA of IDM The Jam of Math Rock The Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow of Nü-Metal The AC/DC of Oi! The Grand Funk of No Wave The Bruce Hornsby and the Range of Downtempo Paradigm II: Reading Lolita in Tehran Lending Lolita to attractive students in Łomża. Feeling incredibly underwhelmed by…