From today’s Washington Post:
Clearly our nonproliferation strategy has failed. I trust the UN won’t hesitate to impose sanctions on the chimps, before they share their pointy-stick technology with other rogue species.
I am guessing that the spammers are smart enough to somehow figure out human names off of my pages, or else maybe it’s just a coincidence. Or maybe Carrie Brownstein really is reading my website and really wants me to buy an iPod? I don’t know what else she is up to these days.